France – and this might come as a shock
Amaury Vassili ISN'T going to be winning the Eurovision Song Contest and I am going to explain why.
It IS everything you thought it would...
A final quick observation/question…
...an observestion, if you will, before we potter off Dorfwards.
We haven't got a CLUE how the arena's going to behave tonight in terms of...
Pay-de-merde no longer
One of the things that has suddenly hit me is the concept of time delay. Sat here in the press centre we get...
Juke Box Fury – a review of Semi Final One rehearsals
Hello all. I've obviously got some ground to make up on the rest of you having only just discovered the wifi in my hostel...
The rest of the morning’s rehearsals Caught up!
Lithuania. Oh dear. Lithuania does sign language shocker. What on EARTH is that all about? - Walters and Thinggy got to the final, but...
I Might love Belarus
But my ears don't after this rehearsal - It was all going so well till the last 60 seconds where they started to miss...
My First Press Centre viewings
Riigimetnik has made it to the press centre. It's cavernous, and a little sterile right now. Getting here wasn't a problem, just a short...
Juke Box Fury – second semi final part one
Yes we're back after another night of scabby food and beer at the Euroclub. How are you this morning?
Ralph: feeling a bit ruff
Drashig: hale...
The Bosnian dangerman
Now then, in a night of party filth, my first impulse was to walk away from the pop tunes and head off to the...