Is it still Monday?
I've kind of lost track. It seems like I've been here a week already - especially as I was roused from my slumber by...
Can you spot the join?
He's been watching Magicatasticament from the 2009 Portuguese Final!! - He has a megaphone and isn't afraid to use it too! = Although I...
Straight out of the dressing up box
Following on from Slovak weddings, I also often wonder: "What could I do with a bugle, a traffic cone and a disused unicycle..." - clearly TVM...
Feeling Blue
I am proud to be a member of HM Press Corps in moments like this, and there has been precious few of them. This...
Albano – no Albania, always getting the two confused
Now, there seems a theme here - along the lines of a lot of wailing for the last 45-60 seconds of a song and...
Don’t tell everyone but
Austria is Qualifying, by a street. (Possibly Joan Street, or Finger Street). From the vids that I have seen it is a high quality...
What have we learned today?
That old Danny International thinks she's slightly better than the rest of us?
That Sweden's technical rerun isn't actually a scandal after all?
That Estonia really...
France – and this might come as a shock
Amaury Vassili ISN'T going to be winning the Eurovision Song Contest and I am going to explain why.
It IS everything you thought it would...
A final quick observation/question…
...an observestion, if you will, before we potter off Dorfwards.
We haven't got a CLUE how the arena's going to behave tonight in terms of...
Pay-de-merde no longer
One of the things that has suddenly hit me is the concept of time delay. Sat here in the press centre we get...