Pay-de-merde no longer
One of the things that has suddenly hit me is the concept of time delay. Sat here in the press centre we get...
So the last two of the day, in no particular order…
I've said it before and I'll say it again, sitting under an apple tree waiting for an apple to fall is NOT SMART, at...
I fear my eyes will never recover
Iceland is being taken care of by Nick, but I can safely say I have just been mugged by a Croatian woman, and mugged...
Romania – I am unmoved
It's now not doing it for me after seeing that rehearsal. It seems that they have added elements that they really didn't need to...
Caravan of love,sir?
Nina isn't a Housemartin, in fact, she isn't even a Martin Faulkner, she's far FAR better than that. This song always had the ol 70's...
Dining and drinking in the Dorf
I came to Germany expecting all sausages, sauerkraut and fried tatties and I've had some surprises.
We've experienced Italian (courtesy of Buon Gorno), pepper steak...
Holiday on the buses
Oh it's a great life on the bus trip!
Just got back from a smashing tour about the town courtesy of the generous organisers. We...
France – and this might come as a shock
Amaury Vassili ISN'T going to be winning the Eurovision Song Contest and I am going to explain why.
It IS everything you thought it would...
Juke Box Fury – second semi final part one
Yes we're back after another night of scabby food and beer at the Euroclub. How are you this morning?
Ralph: feeling a bit ruff
Drashig: hale...
eeerm – dunno what to say really
Preliminary reader figures are in. First week of Eurovision rehearsals - 68.9% of last years readers. Middle Week -73.5%, ESC Week - 91.3%. Stunned!!
I...