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Hello... testing... is this thing on... bloody f... oh hello, you're there! Hacksaw calling from the Dusseldorf front-line. Those regular On-U jockeys might not...
More Musings …
This fecking contest now appears to be gaining a bit of momentum. This morning's rehearsals have thrown up the shocker of a brilliant Austrian...
This mornings rehearsals so far
It appears Belgium has taken its toll on us - so we are only just catching up with "stuff"
Iceland First - MEH is the...
Maja pissing all over Dana’s chips
THIS IS A QUALIFIER - I am pre disposed to like it in Slovene as has always been stated, however that just sounded very...
Eurovision 2011 – Time for the big boys to rehearse
UK
I am proud to be a member of HM Press Corps in moments like this, and there has been precious few of them. This...
Malta, A work out video
The first thing that strikes me is the two dancers that surround Glen Vella throughout this rehearsal. They follow him EVERYWHERE and proceed to...
Direct quotes from Liam Wheelan at Swedish Press-conference
It was suggested his song and performance were camp and appealed to a gay audience and he was asked if this was on purpose...
Has anyone got the karaoke version?
I got to 1:16 of their 2nd rehearsal and both Nick and I said "No, no more" - Nick further commented that it's a...
Eurovision 2011 – Semifinal 1 predictions – initial thoughts.
I'm trying to fit two gallons of good into a pint glass here. I think there's 7 that I'm prepared to rule out, some...
Poland appears to be …
A very shouty kind of song, based on the video that I have seen. Magdalena Tul doesn't need to start wailing at about the...















