So good it’s bad … or just really bad?
Nick: Oh man. It's brilliant and it's hideous. It's perfect and it's unwatchable. It's the creepiest sight I've seen anywhere near Eurovisionia since Laka...
Funk. Get it? Sounds like ****
Lovers of Blackadder will get my reference above. But back to Lithuania who are obviously in 2006 mode and out to enjoy themselves no...
Lord have mercy on our souls
In Russia I think they call this irony and in Scotland they call it 12 points but I wouldn't want to be a lemming...
I just don’t get it sometimes
There is something on the internets that is called "Facebook" - you may of heard of it, or even actively participate in this social...
What he heard…
...he heard from a source that he trusts, but who asked him not to disclose their identity.
Specifically, it was me, sitting in the front...
Opening party apocalypse
I know it's a little late, but you still want to know about the opening party, don't you dear reader? Well it was a...
Honest Phil’s betting guide To Eurovision 2010
Taking a break from the cheese tour of Norway to check the markets out for you
Win Market - Azerbaijan are back in the lead...
What in God’s name were the Latvians thinking?
It was all looking so promising for a few minutes there, but now we're back to the dirges.
The Latvians have called their song What...
Bad hair day
Morning! While I was indulging my little Fanta fetish last night, the rest of the team were busy guzzling the GDP of a small...
The Football Association Challenge Cup
... or Switzerland as I believe the country is really called. Same performance as on Tuesday with lots of Gold and a rather good...