What I’ve heard about Denmark …
Apparently the performance is exactly as described previously with the addition of some fireworks. This would worry me greatly. The song itself, as we...
Slovakia – Out of Order – Swapped with Armenia
So, suddenly, back into Semi Final 2 for the 'Eurovision Shouting Contest'. For a couple singing a duet, as has been said before, they...
The devil wears Hush Puppies?
Phil: Well it seems so here ... It's a song about shoes that is very very silly indeed. A complete waste of three minutes...
On the roam
Wondering around Moscow on the way to the My My last night we came across a man with half a face. It was a...
We’re here in air-conditioned luxury
Well we is in the Press Centre - hoorah ... It took us several hours in the baking Moskva sun and repeatedly saying the...
All change for Lithuania
It seems as though the supposed problems that had besieged the delegation are, shockingly, at an end and the changes to the set have...
The land of the invaded AKA Bel – gee-um
Franko: Yes it's bad Elvis impersonator time along with hideous song. The staging is the most striking so far in that they bothered to...
Krak-ed-kow
Phil: If we are following Franko's grading system from Earlier then this too is an E. Lidia Kopania has, at time of writing, had...