The devil wears Hush Puppies?
Phil: Well it seems so here ... It's a song about shoes that is very very silly indeed. A complete waste of three minutes...
Full tits and minge for Germany at Eurovision
Even though the Germans have employed the Ex Mrs Manson for this one to do her Burlesque thing for the last thirty seconds, it...
Well there is supposed to be lunch but…
...We suspect there is an Azerbaijan on stage - we have seen a snatch of them in the press centre screens but that's about...
Oh what a night!
We've been left a little footweary after rather a hectic schedule of partying last evening. It all kicked off with a rather quaint little...
A work of quiet Croatian genius at Eurovision 2009
Phil: A work of Genius. Quiet Genius, but Genius non the less. Yes yes, I am aware that I am doing the whole "Croatia...
Eurovision 2009 – The draw for running order
First off, here it is ...
1 Lithuania
2 Israel
3 France
4 Sweden
5 Croatia
6 Portugal
7 Iceland
8 Greece
9 Armenia
10 Russia
11 Azerbaijan
12 Bosnia-Herzegovina
13 Moldova
14 Malta
15 Estonia
16 Denmark
17 Germany
18 Turkey
19...
She’s back
Franko: Well what can I say? Chiara comes on and is Chiara. She does all the usual hand gestures and the Chiara wink. I...
A morning round up
So, my morning at Eurovision 2009. I won't even try to discuss everyone, just the three or four that had time to have any...
Party Party!
Well after a stonking Ukrainian bash noticeable by the lack of party spirit on behalf of it's host, I'd already bagged photos with Big...
My worry for Serbia is…
....Two fold..
Firstly that they believe that Flamingosi would have been a bad idea in 2006 and that this is anywhere near as good..
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