The Dutch are done
Not a hope in hell I am afraid for Dutch Eurovision girl group with drums, Trebel. This one is a bit ... well ......
Belarus – Oh dear, we’re sending the boy Delaney round to...
... She is trying to win the baby ESC. She prances and dances and does all sorts of things and, frankly, its a shower...
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We're blogging this quickly because d' Oirish fellah just finished his press conference and we don't want to...
They’re not making me happy today
I've just come into the press centre, where the Norwegians were playing a bit of folkloric music sounding very like the sort of thing...
Right then …
Very brief, as we need to leave for the airport in about seven hours time and we need to sleep before then, but we'd...
That was a long long long day
It's over - until Saturday. The worst ever day in Eurovision History is now at an end with ...
F.Y.R (or not) Macedonia - She's...
Right, that’s me done for the day …
Roy and Franko have pootled off to the Olympic Stadium where there's a game on right this minute... no there isn't, Roy and Franko...
Belgium – Ryanair coming in to land
It is a whole lot better than it was last night. The general accepted view is that, last night, she was absolutely bloody awful.
However,...
I’ve abandoned a warbling Sandra Oxenryd …
...but I'll rejoin her shortly.
When I was writing my previous blog, sitting comfortably in the press centre, I was joined in short order by...