And so … Monaco
I have a new country. La Coco-Dance is the OnEurope entry. It's one of those fabulous comedy moments when you don't quite know what's...
Hattie Mattie Hattie
I'm struggling with my teeth, apparently, and I can't say Hari Mata Hari. Henceforth, thus, he will be known as Hattie Mattie Hattie. I...
Albania – nailing it
This is going to be there in the shake up. It is one of the few songs that, so far, have been nailed on....
Trust me – one Portugal is more than enough
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
It's still going wrong for them. I could only do one rehearsal for the Portugal but that was to...
The Dutch are done
Not a hope in hell I am afraid for Dutch Eurovision girl group with drums, Trebel. This one is a bit ... well ......
Belarus – Oh dear, we’re sending the boy Delaney round to...
... She is trying to win the baby ESC. She prances and dances and does all sorts of things and, frankly, its a shower...
Stand by for action!
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We're blogging this quickly because d' Oirish fellah just finished his press conference and we don't want to...
They’re not making me happy today
I've just come into the press centre, where the Norwegians were playing a bit of folkloric music sounding very like the sort of thing...
Right then …
Very brief, as we need to leave for the airport in about seven hours time and we need to sleep before then, but we'd...