Winner winner winner
*still* The winner of the Eurovision - there is no chance that this is not going to the Final. They have gone into a...
Slovenia – well – eerm …
... yes ...
Isn't it a lovely set!! (On Europe speak for "don't offend anyone").
Nah, what the hell ...
As Mr J Logan said in 1980,...
Ireland, Cyprus, Monaco
Sorry but we are going to have to leave early - remember it's a Sunday tomorrow and we need to go and shop for...
Norvegia, Espania (oh dear lord!) and Maltia
Now some would say that I've been a bit negative ... and you'd be right! But seriously, I can see the good in things,...
And so … Monaco
I have a new country. La Coco-Dance is the OnEurope entry. It's one of those fabulous comedy moments when you don't quite know what's...
Hattie Mattie Hattie
I'm struggling with my teeth, apparently, and I can't say Hari Mata Hari. Henceforth, thus, he will be known as Hattie Mattie Hattie. I...
Albania – nailing it
This is going to be there in the shake up. It is one of the few songs that, so far, have been nailed on....
Trust me – one Portugal is more than enough
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
It's still going wrong for them. I could only do one rehearsal for the Portugal but that was to...
