13 May – Every night we fell in love
Some songs have just scraped a win, and some have won at a canter. Did you prefer the close contest, or should there by...
Shal’s Eurovision Countdown 2026 – Part Twenty Six – Norway
Norway - Ya Ya Ya - is so irritating.
When writing these reviews, I listen to each song at least twice. Unfortunately, just his voice,...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2026 – Part Twenty Six – Norway
Jonas Lovv - Ya ya ya
Imagine, dear reader, if Freddie Mercury and Conchita had a bastard lovechild in the Nordic of all countries who...
Eurovision 2026 Review: Norway
May is Eurovision month. We kick off with Norway’s 2026 entry. JONAS LOVV brings us ‘YA YA YA’ (that's a lot of uppercase shouty...
29 April – I played the part of lover and joker
It’s nearly here. The most mad, fun and baffling two weeks of the year. For a certain type of person anyway. It baffles us...
12 April – I wanna bring you the wings to fly
Yesterday we had a winner. But as we know our favourite TV show is a competition, and for every winner, someone has to prop...
21 March – Something is missing
Are you starting think that certain already has the 2026 contest in the bag? Some people may do, using different theories to reach...
10 March – I had to walk a hundred thousand miles
Are Eurovision performers getting younger? Well, we obviously have that minimum age for taking part in Big ESC. But are we seeing more teenagers?
It's...
Here’s tonight’s classifed results check with Mr Phil
Even *I* can't do eight articles all by myself so, instead of that, I've decided to do one massive page updated as as when...
8 February – We live, play together, as we take the...
It's been 27 long years since the free language rules was re-introduced. Is it a good thing? Well, there have only been four winners...












