Greece – Should have been last on but…

Now, not so much because Covid. Surely it’s almost time to go home yeah? (hang on – you are at home!) The astute amongst you...

Denmark: Oddly lifeless

Starting with Syggi at her baby grand - and there might be a few misplaced reflection shots to lose here, soon the band join...

Croatia: Where’s the pleasure gone?

Back when Mia was picked to sing the Croatian Eurovision song this time around, I felt sure she had something special. A simple song,...

Austria – ORF need to think about what is going to...

We all suspected Pia Maria was, frankly, a liability live and I hoped the pre-parties were just an aberration and it would be all...

Croatia. For gods sake get it right RAI!

Croatia were up after a very long break, and Mia was having problems with her in-ear monitors. Her right one wasn't working and her...

Netherlands: Deep in the darkness

I suppose I wanted to love this more than I did. The power of expectation weighed heavy today and I came away feeling I...

Moldova – I’ve had to have it explained to me

So, dear reader, I am a man of *ahem*advancing years, and when presented with this on my monitor screen, I messaged some of the...

The Netherlands, *now* I understand it

Perhaps I needed to see S10 sing this live because at the start of this whole thing I really, REALLY didn't understand the hype...

Ukraine: Effective staging takes things up a notch

Tipped for victory and with everyone insisting pity points will rain down. I'll be the first to admit I scored this a huge fat...

Bulgaria – Yup, Dad’s are seemingly back in fashion

Well this is certainly a thing. I thought I would absolutely hate this song when I got to see it on the stage and,...