15 October – We will be living a million joys
Before the free language rule was re-introduced, when you were representing a country with a plethora of languages, it sometimes threw up some oddities....
5 October – Fred Astaire made me crazy
Our friends in Switzerland are in a curious situation. They have lots of languages to choose from, and they can confuse the average casual...
5 August – The coffee I made yesterday is still hot
It's a scary fact that there will be more and more participants in our favourite TV show who were born after 2000. Does that...
13 July – You, trainers of performing dogs, magicians, snake charmers
We always say anyone can win our favourite TV show. All it needs is a perfect storm of stuff, and even the country that...
29 June – The dawn is fading behind a field of...
As we know, past performance is no guarantee of future performance. As saw in Torino/Turin, a certain country who were runners-up in 2021 finished...
Switzerland: Movement and mime time
Marius Bear is alone on stage, picked out in silhouette and that's pretty much how he stays throughout, with bursts of video and lighting...
Switzerland – He’s on the road… the road to Hull?!
I know what this is supposed to be: the angsty boy-type ripping his heart out and telling you that he is vulnerable and all...
Switzerland Press Meet and Greet – Is he a bear?
Marius saunters in 17 minutes late - a technical stop... I wonder how much he has moaned in the viewing room.
His journey has already...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown Part 38 – Switzerland
It’s a return to the sad and introspective numbers now for our weeping Bear from Switzerland. Marius ponders the male relationship with crying and...
Mo’s Eurovision Countdown 2022 – Part 38 – Switzerland
Marius Bear – Boys Do Cry
Marius lumbers around in this video looking and sounding like a pissed bloke who's forgot his glasses trying to...