Final report of the afternoon – explanations and stuff…

First of all - this will be last report today. As many of you know, that have read the site for a long time...

Now – This is why I come to the Eurovision

Three songs in a row - and all of them are different but the same. Cyprus - Now, it was rumoured that the Cypriots had...

Final Mornings rehearsals have begun – My people – Listen unto...

United Kingdom - Well..... one is at a loss to describe Javine. I think she is akin to Finland. She tries hard and does...

Late Afternoon Musings

Sweden - Franko says: "This is the worst thing in this contest by a country mile ... I would rather listen to the Bulgarian...

A few more tiddly bits

Right then, quick sprint though the latest. Embed from Getty Images Sweden - Grudgingly OK. Sounds massive, he struts around like he's as good as he...

Oh Phil Phil Phil…

You've got your curmudgeonly midweek slump on again, intcha! Embed from Getty Images As I type I've had to do a runner into the corridor, cos...

Afternoon Musings!!

France - out of Order... Ortal is just ordinary - the song is just bland - there is minimal voice from her - but...

UK and Malta – Morning all! Plus an unexpected Turkey

Well - twas the Start of the Big 14.... I have sat through some toss this week - however, my faith has suddenly been...

Ireland, Slovenia, Denmark and Poland

Ireland - Joe McCall is god!! - He is fantastic!! He came over to our table in our drinking binge after TV's Roy Delaney...

Late morning and early afternoon musings

Apologies if this is either late or incoherent - blame John Stanton - he single handedly liquefied Lunch!! - the one that, at 3.06...