Afternoon all – gubbins and rehearsals that we may have seen…

.....well we've had three so far this afternoon - Latvia, Monaco and Israel...... We have seen most of all of them - certainly enough...

Moldova – Feck yes!

Yay! It's the Moldovans! They've finally turned up, and they're shite hot white hot stuff! Lots of folk punk leaping about, and a little old lady...

Lithuania – second time round

Well , It does appear to be growing on us - in the same way that a fungus grows on a Tree. The song...

Ireland – DONT FALL FOR IT EUROPE

There are members of this esteemed panel who think that Ireland’s Eurovision 2005 song is the best thing they have ever seen – including...

Bulgaria – Eurovision 2005’s ‘toilet break’

The Bulgars are presently on stage - however - if you blinked you would certainly miss them - this is Europe's Toilet Break for...

Croatia – a totally not upsetting opinion

Unfortunately he pleads for your votes - and is next door so don't want to upset anyone else again today thanks!! - I cant...

LATEST MOLDOVAN NEWS – FRESH FROM PEOPLE

The Moldovans can not be contacted - the organisers know not where they are - they are not even on the official schedule for...

Finland – Tell me WAHHHHHH!

Now if, on the off chance, YLE are watching, in Unison - the team - have one thing to say NO!!!! NO!!!! NO!!!! This is very...

The Austrians questionable dress sense

On the Austrians come in what we're told will be 'national costume' - although the memo clearly didn't get to everyone as there tracksuits...

Let’s get loud? – oh go on then!! – and Norwegians...

Especially for Nick - this song is fantastic!!! - and that's before the girls have even sung a note!! - they do have their...