Ireland

Apparently someone's been playing with Dustin's scrolling text display. I have a sneaky regard for this Irish thingy, you know. In spite of being ludicrous,...

After passing on the delights from the hotel menu of "boiled kneepad" and "strip of meat" I'm back and not going to be put...

Phil: It is what it is ... and that's not necessarily a bad thing, I guess ... He does everything that you would expect...

Aww Bosnia. It's flippin' brill! He starts off in a washing basket, with four knitting brides behind. Then everyone just runs about a bit in...

Phil: Mrs Doyle has changed her dress and any "artistic differences" with the crew have gone, and a daisy is now their background! Lovely,...

Nick: I'm feeling the love in spite of myself. This lot are dangerous. They may squash the molehill, but they'll never touch the mole They might...

The 1000th song ever in the contest is probably going to qualify. The singer - in my very humble opinion - is a bit...

Embed from Getty Images Embed from Getty Images We're blogging this quickly because d' Oirish fellah just finished his press conference and we don't want to...

Ireland are sort of... he looks alright, actually. Seems very confident and comfortable, the mix of the song is a bit beefier and meatier...

... it's 4.25 on day one, and Ireland were rehearsing - that in itself was a terrifying experience, but to follow that, we have...