Monty reviews Montenegro, Iceland, Greece and Latvia
Montenegro
As an opener this was always going to be a bit of an oddity, but I’m surprised – and disappointed – we aren’t seeing...
Greece – Cover your ears
She's absolutely awful!! - And I dont say that lightly. Eleftheria really does sound as though she either has vocal issues or she's "Doing...
The rest of the morning’s rehearsals Caught up!
Lithuania. Oh dear. Lithuania does sign language shocker. What on EARTH is that all about? - Walters and Thinggy got to the final, but...
Every Greek cliche in a three-minute package
Is it me, or my state of tiredness but to me they look like either a very bad pub band led by a mechanic,...
For God’s Sak-is…..
It appears his contraption now works - still no greek flag on it (edit - it has now)- but it opens up and he...
Faraway in an English country garden
With our arena correspondents having wandered off to see other bits of Moscow, I'm left playing catch-up once again.
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I'm not struck...
Grease on the stage Sakis?
Phil: Well his first run through was a complete dogs breakfast. There was lots of choreography attempted in this one - they have some...
Transitions
Well, so much for the drama. That was a really efficient changeover from Russia to Greece, and neither has lost anything that in any...
The Greeks clearly haven’t bought this contest though
Phil: She looks, in places, like a twee-er Sarah Jessica Parker being backed by 3 bodypopping boys in suits doing all sorts of business...