Greece

But first, I do need to mention that Kuunkuiskaajat were absolutely marvelous in Oslo, weren’t they? Absolutely splendid. I may have been watching that...

Maria-Elena weekend television now at Eurovision Island and she’s very very static on the stage but this song is plesently surprising… well surprising me...

Greece Oh it's Shane, Theo and Lukas otherwise known as the Greek boys! I've just realised I threw myself upon them last night tiddly in...

Greece is flipping fantastic! Literally. There's a boy on a trampoline doing somersaults and the two vocalists join him for a trampoline threesome climax....

the best of a bad bunch in their national final they have done business in making this one a decent song for this semi...

Well the coverage from Copenhagen hasn't been even so I was bound to miss a few. Here's a piece of hard crusty Danish bread...

NO, but its only a bloody trampoline! - A Trampoline for fucks sake, it's a health and safety nightmare on live European Television, potentially. Just...

Greece Oh gosh we nipped out to the mall to grab a Max burger which totally hit the spot however in doing so we missed...

Well I'm afraid I missed the Greek rehearsal as Rosé and I were stuffing our faces with Swedish delicacies for lunch. In lieu of...

....principally because I was having a row on the fabulous ESCNation message board and I was too busy pointing out that bloggers are journos...