Germany

WINNER - You can fuck Georgia to high heaven, this is pissing all over it like a Silvia Night golden shower!! This is every Cascada...

Germany is one of the most hotly-anticipated rehearsals as we wait to see whether Natalie can pull off a rousing performance to compete alongside...

Spain is sweet and lovely and probably quite forgettable come Saturday which is a shame. Raquel is a vision in margarine, sorry no it's...

And so we move to the 84th and last individual rehearsal.. Germany He's mumbling at the beginning of this song (so passé!) I still think its...

Excuse the radio silence peeps but I've had an enforced sojourn to Newcastle and Cambridge where I was somewhat less well off than back...

Oh yes - I had momentarily forgot the Big 5 (and the Azeris) have their first go today! Roman Lob may not have been touched...

Gosh he is handsome isn't he? Am struggling to find anyone here who doesn't find him attractive, even the lesbians are drooling... Roman is doing...

The Big 5 and the host are in the hall for our first look at them. The ugly stick has not been within a...

And so we're back for the last 5 of this year's 43. After a couple of days of doing sod all but sitting on...

Someone is going to have to explain this to me. I know its all "clever" and stuff, but I genuinely cant tell the difference...