Germany

And the ones that caused such merriment among meme makers have vanished from the backdrop - as well as the faux sister photos. This remains...

A long day in the Eurovision house ended with Germany and the unrelated S!sters. Some elements of the German national final stayed - though it...

Well the abiding feeling of this song is one of being totally underwhelmed. Thankfully, they seem not to have brought the spinning platform, but...

One of the trends of recent years has been to set up bootcamps for budding Eurovision songwriters, bringing together promising composers to pool their...

You’d have thought Germany would have learned something from their somewhat “accidental” fourth place last year with a song that I thought was a...

This hotchpotch box of awfulness deserves to be sent back to Germany unopened. From the dreadful lyric (I tried to hold you under, but honey,...

It's trier time again. And what a trier we have today. There have been others, but no-one else has performed in three contests, and...

It's all coming together today. When you have someone who keeps coming back for another try. And they can represent a different country to...

Laurita Kästel and Carlotta Truman are to sing for Germany at the 2019 Eurovision Song Contest. Together they're known as S!sters. Their song is...

From time to time we have to acknowledge that some songwriters get more songs in our favourite TV show than others. After all, how...