Croatia

Cue "Opera, Figaro etc...etc..." - It's slightly better than that though, thankfully - Dressed in their best costumes it seems, we are treated, if...

At first glance this promises much. There is a song behind this (unusual for Malta) and people that actually look like they're playing instruments...

I don't think even the addition of backing mincers can help this song. It's full on dull to start with and just gets more...

OK the head is clearing and the heavy smell of stale booze is dissipating from my room, I've thrown a second coffee down my...

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Croatia up next, and I have to admit I’ve found this as dull as ditchwater throughout the previews. Not even semi-naked men in the...

Iceland is being taken care of by Nick, but I can safely say I have just been mugged by a Croatian woman, and mugged...

Phil: Now bear in mind, come Thursday, Europe will have just seen Jon Lillygreen and made them cry - they they would have had 90...

Everybody keeps telling me that I'm supposed to like the Croatian entry and that it's a leading contender to win but coming from a...

Phil: A work of Genius. Quiet Genius, but Genius non the less. Yes yes, I am aware that I am doing the whole "Croatia...