Absolutely Nottet wrong with that Belgium!
Loïc Nottet (still no idea how to pronounce him) up next and he’s in fine voice although suffering a little teenage acne. He’s had...
Cool Belgian Chic
Ooh you’ll like this! Well, I do anyway.
Loïc is doing contemporary dance to match his contemporary song. It’s all black and white, which some...
Belgium … Seems to be ‘un problem technique’
Both with us in the press centre and with the hall. Sound seems to have gone so we only got one vocal performance which...
Belgium, because I’m probably contractually obliged…
I hate this with a passion. I despise cod classical music and this is the worst example of its kind. There's little changed from...
For I have returned and the world will be sorry… mwah...
Yes the wilderness is over and I'm even tempted to return to the contest itself next year as the finances are looking less ropey....
Belgium … Mr Creosote and his wafer-thin song
Sadly, however, the Go Compare man, who looks frightfully bad on his twitter photo, has just polished his XXL man-size turd of a song...
Sluts and tats to finish the day….
Well that was a fortuitous break to the beer tent, papped the Irish dancer boys and even got up close and personal enough with...
Distracted by tits and tattoos…
We've just had a break in which we availed ourselves of more beer and happened upon the Irish dancing boys having a sneaky cigarette....
Rehearsals day two on the settee
I’m still in London, one day left at work to go. Over in Malmö it’s been quite a day in the rehearsal stakes. You...












