Eurovision Countdown 2025: Ukraine is preying

Ukraine Ziferblat – Bird of pray Ukraine rarely sends a bad entry to Eurovision—though some years, it’s felt like they’ve sent merely decent songs and disguised...

Nick “does” 2025 – Switzerland

SWITZERLAND – Zoe Me – Voyage It’s pretty much been nothing but voyage for me since I arrived at this year’s OnEurope Digs, just over...

Nick “does” 2025 – Belgium

BELGIUM – Strobe Lights – Red Sebastian We made it through the A's. Phew. Now, in the early exchanges in the betting markets, Belgium were the...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 10/37 – Denmark

DENMARK – Hallucination – Sissal The Danes really do need to look into the mirror and ask themselves why they are putting themselves and Europe...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 22/37 – Lithuania

Lithuania - Katarsis - Tavo Akys I realise that the snippet saying I am “doing” Lithuania sounds a bit dodgy, so let's gloss over that...

Nick “does” 2025 – Poland

POLAND - Gaja - Justyna Stechkowska Now, I’m not saying that I’ve been doing this for too long, but the first time I was present...

Eurovision Countdown 2025: Cyprus is well-worn

CyprusTheo Evan – Shh Cyprus has reached into the Eurovision goodie bag and pulled out the well-worn tropes: leather harnesses, glistening torsos, breathy come-ons, and...

Nick “does” 2025 – Denmark

DENMARK – Hallucination – Sissal Denmark haven’t graced a Eurovision final since Leonora sat on her high chair in 2019, and I think that’s the...

Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – France

FRANCE – Maman – Louane This must be the fourth time I have written this review because of my associated illnesses, but I still come...

Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 24 – Malta

Serving by Marianna Conte I've got a secret you should know, come a little close, I'll whisper slow… Psst! Malta knew exactly what they were...