Eurovision Countdown 2025: Ukraine is preying
Ukraine
Ziferblat – Bird of pray
Ukraine rarely sends a bad entry to Eurovision—though some years, it’s felt like they’ve sent merely decent songs and disguised...
Nick “does” 2025 – Switzerland
SWITZERLAND – Zoe Me – Voyage
It’s pretty much been nothing but voyage for me since I arrived at this year’s OnEurope Digs, just over...
Nick “does” 2025 – Belgium
BELGIUM – Strobe Lights – Red Sebastian
We made it through the A's. Phew.
Now, in the early exchanges in the betting markets, Belgium were the...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 10/37 – Denmark
DENMARK – Hallucination – Sissal
The Danes really do need to look into the mirror and ask themselves why they are putting themselves and Europe...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – Part 22/37 – Lithuania
Lithuania - Katarsis - Tavo Akys
I realise that the snippet saying I am “doing” Lithuania sounds a bit dodgy, so let's gloss over that...
Nick “does” 2025 – Poland
POLAND - Gaja - Justyna Stechkowska
Now, I’m not saying that I’ve been doing this for too long, but the first time I was present...
Eurovision Countdown 2025: Cyprus is well-worn
CyprusTheo Evan – Shh
Cyprus has reached into the Eurovision goodie bag and pulled out the well-worn tropes: leather harnesses, glistening torsos, breathy come-ons, and...
Nick “does” 2025 – Denmark
DENMARK – Hallucination – Sissal
Denmark haven’t graced a Eurovision final since Leonora sat on her high chair in 2019, and I think that’s the...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 – France
FRANCE – Maman – Louane
This must be the fourth time I have written this review because of my associated illnesses, but I still come...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2025 Part 24 – Malta
Serving by Marianna Conte
I've got a secret you should know, come a little close, I'll whisper slow… Psst! Malta knew exactly what they were...















