Serbia: The standout moment of 2022

From the first time I saw Konstrakta perform 'In Corpore Sano', I was hooked. And yet, I keep telling myself it's going to belly...

Azerbaijan – His heart might not go on any longer than...

This has all the right elements for a good song – and yet in spite of that, seems to have something missing for me...

Serbia. OK, I was wrong, AGAIN

When I first reviewed this for the site's Countdown I gave this song 1 point because I didn't understand it. As with The Netherlands...

Israel: Nice performance, shame about the song

Eurovision is seen by some (in particular the UK popular press) as a bit of camp nonsense. It's an image organisers embrace on one...

Israel – If you are easily offended, look away now

If you’ve stayed and chosen to read this post then carry on. Don’t say you haven’t been warned. I despise this song. I don’t despise...

Finland – Semi Final 2 might wake me up

Well after the downbeat ending to the first semi-final, we now move, almost seamlessly, to the second. The Rasmus is surely the tonic I need...

Armenia: Up there with the best

Having seen lots of shots of Rosa Linn's badly wallpapered bedroom, I was looking forward to seeing it in action today. The performance starts small...

Armenia – Style over substance?

My first thought when the postcard ended was “Fucking hell – how many people wrote this song?” My second thought was “Why is she...

Norway – this is entertainment!

Now this is all sorts of genius. Possibly not in the way the Contest Gods intended 66 years ago, but genius none the less. Subwoolfer's...

Iceland – knock on wood?

Iceland started with a false dawn here in the satellite press centre. They showed about 12 seconds of the girls singing and then moving...