2018
Yearly Archives: 2018
This afternoon’s break has been sponsored by beer
Well it is the official Eurovision beer after all.
Monty x
Super Bock, one of Portugal’s most recognised consumer brands, is an Official Partner of the...
Don’t throw stones, just drumsticks
Swiss Zibbz up now, and pretty much as you would expect after seeing the Swiss national final. Coco has a burgundy colour theme running...
Switzerland – keeping it in the family
Switzerland completes out after lunch trio. We get a 20-minute break after this, and it can’t come quick enough. The brother and sister Zibbz...
Switzerland – Build them up and watch them fall
Just for context here, I said in my review of this song:
"And then the lyric reminds me of words randomly thrown together in a...
Smouldering Sevak
Lovely burly and beary Sevak now for Armenia, in a ring of black slabs not too dissimilar to a modern day version of Stonehenge....
Armenia – Thank God I have coffee!
This can be summed up quite succinctly: A hairy man, sings a boring song ... in his nightgown. He doesn't move from his starting...
Armenia #BeardEnvy
Armenia now, and the outright winner were this the Eurovision Beard Contest. Unfortunately, it’s not, and the Contest he’s in seems, sadly, beyond his...
Saara and her wheel of misfortune
Ooh Lady Saara of Altoo now and, as expected, she’s has a big prop erection onstage consisting of a wheel of fortune at the...
Finland – Saara in a spin
It’s time for Saara Aalto, and for us to see whether she’s improved the dog’s dinner of the presentation in the Finnish UMK. She...
Controversial piece number 318 – Saaaara Aalto
This song ... well ... it really does need some words to describe it, I guess.
The first set of words I'm going to use...