2018
Yearly Archives: 2018
Azerbaijan – Second time around
Now remember we've got FIFTEEN of these to get through today.
Aisel is now dancing on the cheeses from the first day, she tends to...
Only me!
I've given Jody and Monty the day off today and I think they are going to see some Tennisista's bash some balls about on...
Eurovision 2018 – Everything we said about day four
Powered by noodles, beer and pastéis de nata, the OnEuropeans reported back from the Altice Arena for a fourth day. The last nine semi-final...
All kinds of ridiculous but still love it
So, the crazy second semi final draws to a close with one of my favourite songs 'Under The Ladder' and Melovin. It’s all kind...
Ukraine – I’ve *literally* run out of words
Literally run.out.of.words. Melovin starts this performance in a piano - yes *in* the piano itself, surrounded by some sort of rib cage effect. He...
Ukraine – vampires are alive … again
Ukraine brings the semi finals to a close. And it’s a confusing close. Melovin is lying down, looking like he’s strapped into some contraption...
Slovenia: desperate times call for desperate measures
Slovenia should work better. It has some of the elements of a much better, more cotemporary song. She sings and performs it very well....
Slovenia pushing THAT button
So ... I popped out to relieve myself, and got caught in a gaggle of press and fans surrounding Eleni Foureira, and then another...
Slovenia – SOMEONE NEEDS A WORD NOW!
Right - if ANYONE has a direct line to the Slovenian delegation, please please PLEASE can you call and tell them to not "do...
Brave jacket choice sir!
Montenegrin Vanja Inje house (sorry!) in a very loud and dazzling turquoise and white textured asymmetrical suit which is something you don’t see every...