2017
Yearly Archives: 2017
Good job Claudia can inhale the wind because…..
It's the only thing that is keeping her from suffocating (being breathless and all). The first thing I did when I saw this performance...
2 May – Remember I’m near
Is the contest a thing for the up-and-coming singer who wants to make their mark on the world? The jobbing singer who's finally got...
Pony Tail or Pony Club? – You choose….
This song is a total oxymoron. On the one hand it should be somewhat "filthy" and suggestive. Lyrically it's all about being somewhat naughty...
Oh our Nathan is a cheeky scamp…
So, when you turn to the big book of Eurovision and see the word "winsome", you'll find a pic of Mr Trent. He starts...
Tijana looks good at 10am in the morning mind…..
Well having just got here I am treated with Serbia.
My first impression is that it feels very familiar and Tijana doesn't appear to be...
Monty’s Semi Summary Part 1
It’s the same every year. I always regret not already being in the host city for the first week. Last year it was all...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – United Kingdom
Never Give Up On You by Lucie Jones
The coincidence of being British, and of alphabetical order, means that I always get to finish my...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Ukraine
Time by O. Torvald
O. Torvald, aside from having the most unusual name for a band, are a group of some local standing with 5...
Ruslana, Jamala and ONUKA to feature at Eurovision 2017
The acts that will open each heat of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest have been named, along with details of who will perform during...
Eurovision is not the same unless there is a cock!
Being a technical god is fraught with issues - I missed her last run through but thankfully she came back and had another go.
Triana...