2017
Yearly Archives: 2017
Now, If you thought Valentina was batshit….
You aint seen NOTHING yet!
"This time with Pyro" has a whole new meaning now ... Â Jacques really does the first stanza of this song...
3 May – And my land will be your belly of wheat in bloom
I'm told by Mr Phil that today's birthday boy makes him very happy. I'm sure for some of you out there in OnEuropeland will...
If gays made Eurovision songs …
Then this would probably be the best song in the world! Â Sponsored by the gay version of Carlsberg.
You will read on Twitter that this...
So, what’s on the day 4 smorgasboard….
Morning ;)
We've all recovered from the feast of Georgian food that we had last night in the restaurant...
This Georgian food...
Sadly, San Marino are on...
Depends what Brendan is dying to try……
You know in a production meeting somewhere in the bowels of Donnybrook 4, sometime between Louis Walsh o'clock and today, someone said: "I'll tell...
Hasn’t this Danish song been entered before?
There is nothing wrong with Anja per se. This song through, is typical of the "Danish Problem" - they seem to rehash the same...
I’ve caused a bit of debate
Apparently on Twitter it seems that Penis-gate isn't a thing. I have been (sometimes forcefully) told that the neon shapes in the Latvian background...
Hungary’s hairy man hasn’t had his man bun cut and it shows…
So then Hungary, what is this you have brought to the table? Why it's ethnicity, that's what this smells of. Roy D Hacksaw (of...
Netherlands – Sorry for quickness – have been unwell :/
Netherlands is much of a muchness. I appreciate the sentiment behind it and I appreciate it's written by the girls' father for their dying...
So, How how much is excess baggage from Bucharest?
"Hello, is that TVR? This is the Bucharest branch of B&Q ... You've placed an order for a metric tonne of kitchen sinks to...