2012

Yearly Archives: 2012

Georgia and Turkey as not seen by Rosé

Well well well what d'ya know...  Trying to get settled back in the arena and saying hello to euro chums I've gone and missed...

Turkey’s looking ship-shape

I saw Turkey from the screens in the press centre. The bouncy Can is reining it in a bit and the restraint does him...

So semi-final 2 then…

Oh yeah, songs... That's what we're all here for, isn't it. So here's semi-final 2, through the eyes of a middle-aged, long-haired, punk rocker music...

Georgia buffed up or down?

If ever a song or performance deserved the title of turd polisher 2012, it's this one. Although I am not sure if they have...

Blagging, blogging and big erections.. Day One in Baku!

Ohmybloodygodhowexciting.com Rose West is in the building!  And 'that Monty' too... We really did blag it yesterday I have to say.  The BMI crew were just...

And we’re live in the hall

Rosé and I have arrived in the incredibly impressive press centre. The approach to the venue is stunning, the enormous flag in the eponymous...

Loreen still doesn’t have me convinced

Sweden are now freely quoted at 7/4 to win this contest, a price not seen since monkey boy back in 2009. This song ain't...

Full on dull

I don't think even the addition of backing mincers can help this song. It's full on dull to start with and just gets more...

Slovenia – class in a bucket

Well I may have only just got up but I can still spot class when I hear and see it, and this has it...
Euroclub 2012

First impressions – swarthy is my mot du jour

It’s 4am UK time and I’m shattered already! We arrived at 11pm and were whisked through immigration with ease and the friendliest welcome since...