2007 May
Monthly Archives: May 2007
The Serviette Of Death
I really don't want to put my neck on the block this year. It's easily the hardest semifinal to call since they started having...
Liveblog: Eurovision 2007 – Semifinal Full Dress Rehearsal
The general public puts in an appearance for the first time, and to coin a phrase, it seems to be the greatest public we've...
It’s Time To Party
There was a veritable feast of partyness going down last evening, and we did our danged best to visit at least a few of...
Armenia – Wood and wind
The stage is all decked out in red trees on a black background, and Hayko has an actual tree on stage that's been absolutely...
Romanian mix and match
First time I've heard it. It's basically the bastard child of all the other 41 songs. And every other song ever. All of them....
Scooch at Eurovsion – shit literally happens
A man immediately to my right just broke off from eating cheap Twix for long enough to ask "Can you see credits rolling over...
Ukraine – It’s brilliant!
Nick: It really, really, is Eric Cartman made flesh. And I fear it. The guy to my left says it's like chocolate cheese. It...
German cheese
Nick: I'd like to thank all those who explained Cicero to me yesterday - and I think I get it now. It's Robbie Williams...
The Russians are coming
Phil: Still my kind of song - still the kind of thing that I like a lot, and my ilk will like as well...
The French are channeling OnEurope
I think I get this now. It's a long haired guy looking all wistful into the camera and overacting slightly whilst an oddball bald...