2006
Yearly Archives: 2006
Polish fireworks
Get rid of the German language: it detracts from the song. In fairness, “Follow My Heart” was deliberately a four-language Eurovision version, mixing English,...
Touch my bonfire
For FYR Macedonia, Elena Risteska sounds like Javine. She even looks like Javine. But she’ll get a better result.
The comparison is with Javine Hylton’s...
Severine Fevrier to face trial for crimes against music
Archive note: the performer referred to here as “Severine Fevrier” was Severina Vučković, representing Croatia with “Moja štikla” at the 2006 Eurovision Song Contest...
Cyprus – new frock, still no chance
Well she may have looked better in the hall last night - but on the telly it still looks bad. It will be cheered...
1000 songs in
The 1000th song ever in the contest is probably going to qualify. The singer - in my very humble opinion - is a bit...
Belgium – Ryanair coming in to land
It is a whole lot better than it was last night. The general accepted view is that, last night, she was absolutely bloody awful.
However,...
Albania – nailing it
This is going to be there in the shake up. It is one of the few songs that, so far, have been nailed on....
Belarus – can’t make a word out
Not a hope in hell of getting anywhere. Europe are still not going to understand that there was an English lyric to this song...
Andorra – Jesus god!!
I suspect in 2:00 time she'll start wailing for no apparent reason. She still wears the black dress and does all sorts of business...
Slovenia – works better with the sound turned down
Anzej has changed his top - he now has a grey jacket as opposed to the white lab coat and the backing singers mix...
