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Severine Fevrier to face trial for crimes against music

Last night, she was fine but the backing singers were too loud. However, on the telly in the press centre it looks a whole...

Belarus – can’t make a word out

Not a hope in hell of getting anywhere. Europe are still not going to understand that there was an English lyric to this song...

Andorra – Jesus god!!

I suspect in 2:00 time she'll start wailing for no apparent reason. She still wears the black dress and does all sorts of business...

Bulgaria – only the crumbliest …

Aziz is not doing this song any favours at all. Having a P6 next too me gives me objectivity. Though he is right, it is...

Germany, Denmark and Mihai

Germany - are looking all over the winner. Yes I know I have put 10 of your earth pounds on Finland at 20/1, but...

We’re a little bit…

The welcome party was very loud last night. Very little socialising with elegant people, and lots of P6 shouting that he couldn't do any...

Siegle and Meinunger’s bastard love child

I hereby officially blame Nick for making me do Switzerland at this point - but it wasn't worth it. It does look like everything...

It would appear…

...that the Royster has been BLATANTLY LYING down below about Sidsel. Mind you, Texas Lightning were damn good and they might very well be to...

Arsenium to the new millennium!

God, but I wish I was joking. Let's start with 551 for 6 declared. They surprised me really quite a lot by putting together a...

Marnin’!

Arrived just in time to hear the mawkish saccharine of Switzerland International oozing out of the hall like treacle. As distasteful as I find...