Ireland, Cyprus, Monaco
Sorry but we are going to have to leave early - remember it's a Sunday tomorrow and we need to go and shop for...
Co-Co Daaaaaaaaaance
Now this Is what they want!! - Co-Co Dance is to Eurovision what Chocolate Teapots are to usefulness. It's hideous!
However, and this is the...
27 December – I’ve shouted against walls
Those semi-finals are a brutal affair. The potential classic songs that fall by the wayside, meaning a possible winner has to watch from the...
24 July – There are so many things to save
We know that there's always talk of a certain micro-microstate returning in 2026, most likely singing in French. But in the early days of...
17 January – Love goes away
We've had a few birthdays from the era of colour, so it's only fair we remember our heritage. Those days when everyone in western...
Stand by for action!
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We're blogging this quickly because d' Oirish fellah just finished his press conference and we don't want to...