15 April – Just like a star guiding me through the...
Eurovision shouldn't be political. A nice golden rule. Of course, there have been times when this rule has been stretched slightly. And times when...
Belarus – Oh dear, we’re sending the boy Delaney round to...
... She is trying to win the baby ESC. She prances and dances and does all sorts of things and, frankly, its a shower...
Belarus and Wiener Sausage
In reverse order
Sausage from the works canteen – great – you get two MASSIVE ones with ketchup and mustard for €5,50 – YUM
Belarus, however,...
*I* HEART BELARUS
Yes they may be the last dictatorship in Europe and, yes, they may have had a song that's on the wrong side of offensive...
18 May – It’s your happiest day
We all know that staging is key. Yes, it's a song contest, but sometimes a song needs a costume change or a slick dance...
Malteasers, Belarussian wieners and Portugeezers
I’m caught up with the morning and the first part of the afternoon. No lunch news to report yet at the moment in the...
Live Blog – Second semi-final – dress rehearsal
We're back live this evenings after a day out and about - Chernobyl, since you ask. And it's our first chance to watch all...
18 May – We will go for it and I know...
When you're on that Eurovision stage, it can sometimes help if you have a gimmick. It could be a big prop or humorous sidekick...
Belarus is …
... a bit blimey. It's like ... I'm struggling for words. It's like Seyyal Taner and Julia Savicheva have got drunk and decided to...
Belorussian blood roses
Oh, Belarus! This is hilarious! Alekseev is in whist atop a plinth and holds a rose in his hands to which he croons. He...