Ireland & Belarus
Ireland is not quite as bad as I believe it was in the first rehearsal. They have a great stage projection, Celtic knots and...
Phil’s Eurovision Countdown – Part 7 – Belarus
Now, as I am away for the weekend you’ll be pleased to know that I knocked this up when sober so ...
This is a...
Hoisting the Flag (For You)
Well, it's a busy old morning in Eurovisionia. I saw just the one run through of Czech Republic, and it was interesting. A huge...
Star Trek comes to Malmö
I've escaped my keeper for a few brief minutes so I thought I'd tell you what I think. Of the rehearsals so far of...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown – Belarus
Historyja Majho Žyccia by Naviband
Oh, those Belarussians! They do like to commune with nature. Last year we had to endure Big Ivan stripping off...
24 January – I’m not gonna be your boyfriend
Have you ever wondered why our friends in Belarus can excel at the Junior version of our favourite TV show, but struggle at the...
Belarus – He’s not quite right
Well what can you say about Belarus that has not already been said.
It’s still semi naked – it still has the fat baby at...
Bella – Rus
Franko: What I hear you cry. Where is Belgium? Alas they have suffered the same fate as us in the accreditation queue and are...
Monty’s Eurovision Countdown 2019 – Part 6 – Belarus
At 16, ZENA is the youngest competitor this year. Given she’s tried twice previously to enter Junior Eurovision for her country, we can probably...
Belarus – all you can eat cheese
ahhh yes, Callipo, no, Solero - I knew the title was an ice cream of some sort.
As dear old Chris Tarrant used to say...