Eurovision 2019 – The rehearsal schedule
The OnEuropeans are packing their bags and haggling with the Post Office over exchange rates to make sure they've enough set by for cake,...
Sweden – Too late for losing?
So, for reasons known only to the Eurovision firmament (and possibly Christer Bjorkman), the Swedes have once again secured almost the same staging used...
Moldova – Sky fits heaven
Having put all their money into the sand/snow art, means Moldova have to rely on long shots. At the first rehearsal, many assumed the...
First up this morning – the HOME team
After the closed door 30-minute Moldovan extra rehearsal we had Israel.
Kobi was still dressed like a waiter on stage, and I genuinely think that...
Belarus – It’s Bitch, Britney … with thanks to Eurovision Ireland
Who says I don't steal people's lines or thoughts?
ZENA - The Shouty Warrior Princess cavorted on stage like a kid ... oh wait, she...
Cyprus – That’s entertainment!
Tamta still whipped off her bodice to reveal her sparkly Spanx at about the two-minute mark and she looked even more like Madonna (who...
La France – Lucky star
Obviously the thing you'll want to know about is the hair. The choice of wig has been big news in certain Eurovision circles. The...
So what happens now Mr Phil?
So glad you asked!
As you know technical rehearsals have come to an end here in Tel Aviv town, so my days will be filled...
Today at the Games – Day 1 and 2’s Local news...
So, as Daz Sampson so elequently put it, what *did* we learn in school today ... well over the last two days? The answer...
Georgia – You could almost hear the gear change from here
After the totally dour and insipid, we got the inspired staging of Georgia. This was nowhere on Saturday and then he hit the stage...