San Marino – What nightmares are made of
In a land far away from this one live the Eurovisionistas. Their fantasies fuel contests filled with Carola (or anyone else Swedish).
One cold night,...
Belgium – Do I have to sing this song?
Eliot (spelled correctly this time) was like an un-interested teenager on stage, looking as if everything was too much effort, and sometimes that came...
Malta – A change … not for the better
We thought, at first, they had simply changed the start of the song - where we looked into the window of Michela's house. Sadly, this...
Eurovision 2019 – The rehearsal schedule
The OnEuropeans are packing their bags and haggling with the Post Office over exchange rates to make sure they've enough set by for cake,...
Sweden – Too late for losing?
So, for reasons known only to the Eurovision firmament (and possibly Christer Bjorkman), the Swedes have once again secured almost the same staging used...
Moldova – Sky fits heaven
Having put all their money into the sand/snow art, means Moldova have to rely on long shots. At the first rehearsal, many assumed the...
First up this morning – the HOME team
After the closed door 30-minute Moldovan extra rehearsal we had Israel.
Kobi was still dressed like a waiter on stage, and I genuinely think that...
Belarus – It’s Bitch, Britney … with thanks to Eurovision Ireland
Who says I don't steal people's lines or thoughts?
ZENA - The Shouty Warrior Princess cavorted on stage like a kid ... oh wait, she...
Cyprus – That’s entertainment!
Tamta still whipped off her bodice to reveal her sparkly Spanx at about the two-minute mark and she looked even more like Madonna (who...
La France – Lucky star
Obviously the thing you'll want to know about is the hair. The choice of wig has been big news in certain Eurovision circles. The...