French chic with a message
In contrast to Germany, France seems so classy, and Madame Monsieur have this all but perfected. They look good, they sound good, and now they...
Everybody’s got a little Bet Lynch in ’em
Waylon has been inspired by American country rock for this musically. Visually he’s been inspired by British soap opera, as he’s wearing the kind...
Iceland – it *is* too late to save this
Poor young Ari. As we know by now, he's been lumbered with this pile of shite. He's better than this. He has to be...
Lithuania – It’s more beautiful
Ieva and her delegation need to be applauded. They seem to have either read what most people have written, or have noticed that the...
All kinds of ridiculous but still love it
So, the crazy second semi final draws to a close with one of my favourite songs 'Under The Ladder' and Melovin. It’s all kind...
Malta – sailing through
As you all saw during the Wednesday rehearsal (and if you didn't, you should read it now) this came as a real surprise to...
Hungary – a glorious shouty mess
Spoiler alert: I still hate this song.
However, having said that (and I said it on Wednesday as well), this song knows what it is....
Lithuania – When on earth …
... did they get very very good.
The first thing that we have to say is LOSE THE GRAPHICS. You'll understand when you see this,...
Panic not – I have arrived
I know you have missed me OnEuropeans, but I have decided I was having the afternoon off and I got somewhat drunk on mysterious...
The Lisbon Wing of OnEurope Towers
The OnEuropeans are a hardy bunch. We brave EasyJet and live off little more than cheese and cake for two whole weeks - and...