How much is Eurovision worth?
I'm now the proud owner of a €0 commemorative banknote! You can make your own jokes about cheap and worthless, I like it.
Monty x
I’m not gonna lie, this is flat
Laura de Carvalho Rizzotto singing for Latvia via Riga, NewYork and Rio - and she’s looking ravishing in a red flowing gown cut open...
Swiss siblings
Switzerland up next, and another one that has their show sorted. Coco has her blocking sorted and now throws herself with gusto into this....
What does the web predict for the second semi-final?
And we're back ... Eurovision Song Contest fans get to settle down for a second 2018 appetizer. Eighteen songs compete for the remaining ten...
Belarose …
Alekseev just brought a huge guffaw to the press centre with the Belorussian staging that follows the long forgotten mantra that more is definitely...
Irish dancing – but it’s no Riverdance
I was still having a beer when Ireland came on, but somehow that seems quite appropriate. Ryan standing with guitar, a female backing singer...
Country rock doesn’t need back flips
No ruddy Superbock in the Fan slash Press tent, I’ll be writing to my MP. So back ready for Waylon, sorry Wilhem, but the...
All kinds of ridiculous but still love it
So, the crazy second semi final draws to a close with one of my favourite songs 'Under The Ladder' and Melovin. It’s all kind...
Denmark – DR knackering staging since 2000
This could have been so much more, but instead it remains a carbon copy of the Danish national selection. I know the real people...
Eurovision 2018 – It was the last day of rehearsals
Depending on how you deal with this kind of thing, you'll either be relieved and super-primed for the dress rehearsals and live shows, or...