It’s a fine question that I pose – “What the Hell happened?” – well let me, Mr Phil, guide you through what happened.
Saturday 3rd February
- Well, where to begin? It should have been with Ukraine having the early slot and picking their song. That went surprisingly well…..
- Norway ended up picking first and that went down to the wire.
- Lithuania had their fourth heat and their jury was heavily involved.
- Sweden’s Melodifestivalen kicked off.
- Latvia almost sneaked under the radar ( as in everyone forgot it had started) and they knocked some songs out.
- Spain also sashayed their way to a song as well, but not without some booing from the gays.
- Finally, Malta went hideously over time (by almost an hour and a half) and got “something”.
Sunday 4th February
- Ukraine finally finished off their selection by announcing the winners!
