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Contests 2016 So then Frans…. Petty theft AND no remorse!!!

So then Frans…. Petty theft AND no remorse!!!

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So, first up out of the 6 Is Frans and his sorry/notsorry 3 minute mumble. I don’t know how this is up near the top of the betting. Well I do, I suspect it’s the home town appeal. If you deconstruct this, however, All it is is a teenager singing about his broken heart. It doesn’t do anything to grab me in the contest context to pick the phone up and vote for it. Frans is not an engaging performer,he hardly looks at the camera and he has the look of the cat that got the cream when he sings this song which is really annoying.

This is 50 shades of Bland, say one of Eurovision Ireland’s Esteemed Colleagues – and you know what, he’s right!