Calling DR Shufflepop to Denmark….
The ten "lucky" entrants that DR chose to fight for the right to represent them at the shuffle-pop-olympics are shown below. There...
Azerbaijan – they’ve been at the rhyming dictionary again
In a happy little ditty, Dihaj sings about her Skeletons (and no, not Jack Skellington - which would be more happier!)
I think it sounds decent enough...
Belgium – All alone in the danger zone
I'm almost certain I'll not be the first or last to quote Blanche's Eurovision lyric back at her this week. We're all back from...
Breaking Imri to pieces – quite literally
This is pissing the HELL over Estonia's rehearsal. This is prepared, this is how to hit your marks, this is how to choreograph simply and...
Macedonia and Malta dance and sing alone
I was so busy enjoying my lunch I forgot to blog about Macedonia. Well – meh. I love this song, it’s one of my...
It’s amazing what a couple of days rest can do for...
That's more bloody like it Estonia!
After a complete dog's breakfast on Wednesday - where it was universally panned - broadcaster EER has gone away, realised...
My starring moment!
Blink and you'll have missed me, dear reader, but there I was on the international tellybox for your delight during your actual Eurovision Sing...
It’s not a sprint – It’s a snickers!
There are times when putting this together, that you sit with your head in your hands at the awfulness of the thing that you...
Merry FiKing Christmas everyone!
December 21st was supposed to be the longest night of the year, but believe you me, you've not sat through anything yet.
Tonight, RTSH will...
The first 2018 proper national final – La France? C’est vous!
I know people will think that Albania is the first proper national final, but as that took place in 2017 this - the French...