So – how have we been enduring the first four days? – chomping at the bit for quality original content that the EBU craves? – or going onto Reddit because it’s 2002?
We’ve been having a gay old time here at OnEurope Towers. We’ve been to Gothenburg and touched the Scandinavium, we’re going to Helsingborg because it’s a bank holiday here and it’ll be a decent mooch around the old town and we’ve not been boycotting the contest here in Lund.
Rehearsals start
Those artistes, however, have no day off despite the Systembolaget being closed across the country, those in semi-final one will be strutting their stuff on the stage in Malmo.
Sadly, there are going to be no TikToks of them, just one long-ass video for me to review at the end of the day, which means I might have to actually do some work on this damn site!
Going live … soon
I know you’ve been looking and not commenting, like you do, and we see you and love you for it. We’re going to keep working right up to that point where we can get into the press centre and pick up our accreditation badges – and that means live-blogs-a-hoy next week where you can tell us we’re wrong – but we’ll be on the free Bailey’s so we won’t care!
Remember you can look back at the last four days of Today in Parliament, our rundowns of days past, and laugh at us when we are hideously wrong.
Love you! – Even you at the back of the room by the bins, you dirty so-and-so.
