Australia – doing a flip flop
So the Aussies are drawn third, but perform in fourth place, because they have the same stage director as Georgia. This means he has to hot...
Man, Manel is annoying
Oh Spain. I’m sorry Manel, but you annoy the titting crap out of me. I’m not sure how he’s ever had a lover to...
Germany in mid-table shocker
This has improved immeasurably from the national final to here. There has been some work done on this song by Levina and her team...
Greece – They’ve got it going on
And by it, I mean everything. Because that's what the Greeks had on stage today. Literally everything. It was like fire sale at the...
Belgium – Do I have to sing this song?
Eliot (spelled correctly this time) was like an un-interested teenager on stage, looking as if everything was too much effort, and sometimes that came...
Germany – Very underwhelming
Well the abiding feeling of this song is one of being totally underwhelmed. Thankfully, they seem not to have brought the spinning platform, but...
Serbia. OK, I was wrong, AGAIN
When I first reviewed this for the site's Countdown I gave this song 1 point because I didn't understand it. As with The Netherlands...
Switzerland: Movement and mime time
Marius Bear is alone on stage, picked out in silhouette and that's pretty much how he stays throughout, with bursts of video and lighting...
LIVE BLOG of Semi Final TWO Evening show from 2100 CET
We're as keen as mustard to see what the other sixteen countries have in store for us - I mean it can't be as...
Glow in the dark Bulgaria
Bulgaria – I’m excited for this one. Poli on stage solo, extreme close-up to start with, pulling back to reveal her wearing some enormous...