Greece – Should have been last on but…
Now, not so much because Covid. Surely it’s almost time to go home yeah? (hang on – you are at home!)
The astute amongst you...
Une Problem Technique…. No SOUND – Moldova
There is NO SOUND in the press centre at the moment so we’re a little bit screwed..
Lidia from Moldova has been on stage and...
Malta – Undoing the magic of Television
I'm going to let you into a secret here, OnEuropeans, the Maltese appeared to be using a classic trick to fool us into believing...
Is Remo blue? – Swiss speaks about everything.
Remo says he has been very busy on his trip and is one of the few that have said that they have done some...
Cyprus – That’s entertainment!
Tamta still whipped off her bodice to reveal her sparkly Spanx at about the two-minute mark and she looked even more like Madonna (who...
Spain – Sit down and tell me all about it
It seems they have mocked up Miki's house for the first minute of the scene as he walks through almost waking people up in...
If Estonia was hatesex …
This is more like a shit date. You expect your companion to wine and dine you, but instead you end up the Travelodge in...
OK, so, let’s start with Albania
Finally back with something I know how to control - a live blog of the rehearsals - yay - Welcome!
In good news - We...
Who’s going to win the Eurovision Song Contest this year?
Short answer: we don't know. Even shorter answer: Italy. OnEurope takes ten minutes out from packing for Kiev to examine the clues.
First up, which song...
Belarus – He’s not quite right
Well what can you say about Belarus that has not already been said.
It’s still semi naked – it still has the fat baby at...