Belgium – This has lost all hope
There are people that thought that 'City Lights' was the one. They insisted it would be the best thing ever seen and would sail through...
Croatia: Jacques & Jacques
Croatia is all the kinds of ridiculousness you’ve heard it is, singing a duet with himself in two different voices. It’s hilarious, none of...
Oh Nathan …
Quite honestly we've had four dirges this morning from two different semi finals, and then we get this. Nathan Trent is a total class apart from anything...
Poland – oh do try, for God’s sake!
Reassuringly, some things never change ... and this song is one of them. The girls from Tulia were dressed in the same costumes as...
Macedonia – Strong show
In my opinion this tramples all over Ireland's Nicky.
This song is stronger and presented better in many ways.
Vocally stronger, visually more in keeping with...
Albania – Better late than never…. maybe?
Last shall be first and first shall be last - or something like that. So here we have Albania, held over from the first...
Germany in mid-table shocker
This has improved immeasurably from the national final to here. There has been some work done on this song by Levina and her team...
France – A message to your heart
I think I need to split this song and its staging into constituent parts.
Firstly, as a song, I love 'Roi'. It's complex and deep...
Poland – The man from the Pru?
Ochman looks like someone that would knock on your door to sell insurance rather than someone that is going to sing a song of...
Portugal – Girl just wants to have fun
All good fans know that the guy who will actually sing this song next Tuesday won't arrive in Kiev until the dress rehearsals. Health...