Monty’s Semi 2 Summary
Despite my knowing better I’m still given to folly, so once more, dear reader, I shall attempt a review of the semi from my...
Belarus – It’s Bitch, Britney … with thanks to Eurovision Ireland
Who says I don't steal people's lines or thoughts?
ZENA - The Shouty Warrior Princess cavorted on stage like a kid ... oh wait, she...
Now thats what I call an Album Track
If you take my position that the Netherlands is old-fashioned nonsense, then Denmark is typical of the song that the Danes always send to...
Czech Republic – Cor Blimey Mary Poppins!
Things improved in Tel Aviv. Those in charge plumbed sound into the Press Centre, just in time for the Czech Republic.
Yes, I know that...
Is Remo blue? – Swiss speaks about everything.
Remo says he has been very busy on his trip and is one of the few that have said that they have done some...
North Macedonia in “This is very good” shocker
Tamara sold the shit out of this song. Her performance was ballsy and edgy and the staging simple (except for the mirrors). The message...
LIVE BLOG: Eurovision 2022 – Family Show
We were here and online, reporting from Turin's PalaOlimpico for the family show for the final of the 2022 Eurovision Song Contest season. This...
The Rosé’s Return
I‘M BACK OnEurope!
Contrary to rumours of drowning in the 'post Brexit' EU red wine lake, choking on a slab of cheesy music from national...
We have a Moldovan spaceman
The sound is a technical problem, apparently, not a Greek whim. They’ve just announced they’re ‘really working on it’ to get it back for...
Delicious Icelandic darkness
A big set-up for Greta and only two runs through. It’s not hugely changed from the Icelandic final: the start seems darker with a longer...