Belgium – This has lost all hope
There are people that thought that 'City Lights' was the one. They insisted it would be the best thing ever seen and would sail through...
Finland – Potential Camel Toe alert!
She’s singing away alright…. away into non-qualifying hell. It was going so well as well before she started singing and that’s not a slight...
Barbed Bosnians
Ooh Bosnia! And Herzegovina. In fact, there’s so much going on here between them it’s difficult to know where to start with this. I...
Today in Parliament – The Eurovision edition – Day 4
Hej hej! It's been another day of events in the Big Eurovision house, and I'm here once again to point out things that you...
Cyprus is wooftastic
Cyprus next. Now I like these boys. They were terrific fun at the London Eurovision Party, and can sink a beer or two, let...
Czech Republic – Cor Blimey Mary Poppins!
Things improved in Tel Aviv. Those in charge plumbed sound into the Press Centre, just in time for the Czech Republic.
Yes, I know that...
LIVE BLOG of Semi Final One Tuesday Afternoon – Live from...
Live from Oneurope Towers it's the afternoon rehearsal! - I might have to dip out of this one as I am having a mattress...
Latvia: In your face
One thing is clear, the Latvians have worked out how to deal with the fact much of the backdrop is out of play, replacing...
So what did we glean form that first run through
Well on a personal level, I gleaned that the walk between MalmoMassen and the Malmo Arena hasn't changed all that much - neither has...
I admit Tits and Teeth are a thing but Demy… NO
My first impression of this song is "Crikey there are more than 32 teeth in her mouth". Perhaps that's a little bit wrong of...