and Finally… Germany
There is a juxtapose here. Malik seems likeable enough as a person and an artist and, like so many others, has a story to...
Today in Parliament – The Eurovision edition – Day 2
Good evening! As a result of time zone shenanigans and/or me not getting it written in time, yesterday's Today In Parliament ended up being...
and Spain to close – yay!
Spain draws it all to a close for the day. I couldn’t place this before the rehearsal; I could see this anywhere from first...
Shitzerland – Back to form….
I’m writing this after being stunned by Rykka aka poor man’s Halle Berry. She’s wearing a mop of hair that looks like it’s had...
Greece – Currently silent night…..
Well for some reason known only to the Greeks, it seems that they are just choreographing… and what a choreography fest it is. They...
Belgium – All alone in the danger zone
I'm almost certain I'll not be the first or last to quote Blanche's Eurovision lyric back at her this week. We're all back from...
Breaking Imri to pieces – quite literally
This is pissing the HELL over Estonia's rehearsal. This is prepared, this is how to hit your marks, this is how to choreograph simply and...
Ukrainians give good head.
So much so that the band have to prove it by sticking an eight-foot-tall papier mâché head on stage.
Don't panic, they haven't lost leave of...
Israel: ending with almost a bang
And last for the day is Israel, and Imri Ziv. Imri is a hottie, and no mistaking. In fact, he’s so hot that he’s...
Georgia – Yes, oh, yes
Where the actual fuck did this come from?
Now, it's not going win any contest any time soon, but Georgian Television has done a number...