Israel – Is change a good thing?
Now, as we should have all read by now, Kobi has had the song changed between the national final and here because "people" have...
Croatia. For gods sake get it right RAI!
Croatia were up after a very long break, and Mia was having problems with her in-ear monitors. Her right one wasn't working and her...
LIVE Blog: Eurovision 2017 – First semi final
Tonight at 21:00 CEST/20:00 UK/Portugal, contestants from 18 countries will compete for ten spots in the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest Grand Final. You can...
LIVE BLOG: Eurovision 2017 Dress Rehearsal
'Twas the night before Eurovision, when all thro' the town
Every singer was waiting to take home the crown;
Shiny costumes were hung in their wardrobes with care,
Ready and waiting for...
Serbia. OK, I was wrong, AGAIN
When I first reviewed this for the site's Countdown I gave this song 1 point because I didn't understand it. As with The Netherlands...
Sweden – on with the show
Good morning one and all and welcome to our coverage of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest, live (or on a time delay) from Kiev.
The...
How to make a Maltese cross
There’s been so much talk about this. When I posted my Countdown on my Facebook page I was surprised by the level of dislike...
Cyprus – That’s entertainment!
Tamta still whipped off her bodice to reveal her sparkly Spanx at about the two-minute mark and she looked even more like Madonna (who...
Solid Serbia
Serbia sounds great! She delivers this powerful ballad with a message of hope for those trapped in abusive relationships with great class and a...
Latvia – They have rectified Penisgate
In Penisgate news, the Latvians have clearly listened to us and they have coloured the penis in and it now LOOKS like what it's...