Somebody tell Slovenia the word she’s looking for is purple
Slovenia: can ManuElla mix her blue and red together as clunkily as she’s spelled her name? I know that’s the first thing on your...
Cyprus is wooftastic
Cyprus next. Now I like these boys. They were terrific fun at the London Eurovision Party, and can sink a beer or two, let...
Party like it’s 1864
First off, sorry about a lack of posts yesterday. You might prefer it that way, but my web connection seemed to die on me...
So, How how much is excess baggage from Bucharest?
"Hello, is that TVR? This is the Bucharest branch of B&Q ... You've placed an order for a metric tonne of kitchen sinks to...
Hello? – Rotherham Grand? – Your lounge singer has turned up…
... Omar looks like he has a ten-year residency at said hotel, and is lazily singing his way through this song. But no amount...
San Marino: Jimmie is a welcome distraction from the song
I missed most of San Marino as I was lusting over Juicy Papi in his press conference, but what I did catch is, well,...
OnEurope – Live from Tel Aviv
It's time for another Eurovision Song Contest. Like many of the other independent fan sites, we're in Tel Aviv and reporting back from rehearsals,...
Malta – Undoing the magic of Television
I'm going to let you into a secret here, OnEuropeans, the Maltese appeared to be using a classic trick to fool us into believing...
Romania – Drowned world
With lunch out of the way, we launched back into Romania's underwater world. Esther had toned down the severe look today: her hair was...
Spain – they’ve ballsed this right up
And the problems don't lie with Miki. He sang 'La venda' to its fullest potential (although, I still think it's two choruses too long)....